As a man I can grudgingly admit that there are some advantages to owning a penis, inlcuding guilt free sleeping around and the ability to urinate standing-up.
Men, either in the office, at a party or a wedding reception, have a lack of serious options for meeting those two hard to define words – smart casual.
Jeans won’t get the job done, and there is never a suitable occasion for formal shorts. Which leaves one option – the trusty shirt and trouser combo.
The more flamboyant can dress it up with a tank-top, jumper or maybe even a loosened tie but we are seriously bereft of options.
The fairer sex, on the other hand, have more choice than is proper and decent. Their sheer breadth of shoes says it all – all we have is black, brown, laces or loafers.
Don’t get me wrong – I am definitely pro choice. It’s the abuse to the system that this freedom of choice allows which must no longer go unchallenged.
Leggings are replacing trousers, boots are walking in the place of shoes and skirts are begin to work their way further and further up the leg.
So this not a plea for a return to strict Amish style office wear for women, it is just a simple plea for fairness, equal rights and egalitarianism.
And, of course, to be able to dress like a scruff at all times. What does smart casual mean anyway?